All awesome forces of nature, but only one 6', unhinged alt- cabaret superstar is likely to spew chardonnay in an audience member’s face right before sitting on it. Take note fellas, she says, “I like ’em big and burly.Gravity. Speaking of new friends, Everett isn’t giving up hope on taking home a Charleston fan. “It’s like going to a party and meeting a new friend,” she says of performing. It doesn’t work the same way.”Īt the end of the day, though, Everett isn’t strutting her stuff to get laid (although she says that would be a nice work perk). “My male comedian friends are gettin’ tail left and right. “But I’ll see something in their eyes that says they want more.” Which begs the question: Has Bridget Everett ever gone home with someone from her audience? “Some people are sitting there stunned, a little paralyzed,” says Everett. Bridget, you pro).Īs Everett snakes through crowds, audience members often look like the scared ones, giggling nervously as they accidentally lock eyes with the broad heading their way. In some videos you can even see her swilling the good stuff from a brown paper bag (which we later read is actually an insulated wine-holder. A big fan of Chardonnay, Everett drinks a glass or two before each performance to take the edge off. “Every time I ask, ‘Why do I do this to myself?'” she says, adding that while she isn’t officially medicated, she could use some beta blockers. Watching her shake her stuff on stage - and in the laps of strangers - you’d never know that she suffered from show fright. They’re fun and they’re beautiful and they’re great to sling around.” “When I get home I take off my shoes and bra - why not do that on stage?” And as far as her own boobs, Everett says matter-of-factly, “They’re just tits. You’d think with all the talk of breasts and other lady parts that Everett may be pushing limits just to get a reaction. “I might accidentally motorboat my fifth grade teacher.”Įverett’s first Comedy Central special, Gynecological Wonder, premiered last July to rave reviews, with Flavorwire saying, “Everett barrels through her set list with a force that translates surprisingly well from the intimacy of the theater to the more staged intimacy of television.” “I was voted most likely to win an Academy Award,” she says, “so I don’t think people are surprised.” As far as taking her show back to her hometown? Maybe not right now. “It’s a nice way to get people fired up,” says Everett of “What Your Mama Gave You,” a song dedicated to her own mother’s “beaver tail titties.”īorn and raised in Manhattan, KS, Everett may have been fated to end up in the big city. Crooning tunes like “Proud of What Your Mama Gave You,” a catchy song that encourages all women to accept their breasts, no matter their shape or size, and “What I Gotta Do,” a sultry number about fellatio, Everett’s comedy is the kind of laugh-out-loud stuff that makes you blush a deeper red than the comedian’s signature low-cut dress. From constantly getting in trouble with high school teachers for “saying dumb shit,” to her appearances on Inside Amy Schumer, Everett has harnessed her tendency toward bawdy humor with a successful ongoing stint in New York City’s cabaret scene.Ī classically trained singer, she has spent over a decade making a name for herself at popular nightclubs.
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